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    Did somebody ask for lasers?

    WORK decided that it was finally time for the office warming party, too bad it happened a year and a half after we moved in, and possibly five months before we move out. More on that later. DJ Beezer was kind enough to bring over his fricken lasers, turn tables, and fog machine. We bought 7 heineken kegs, a bottle of vodka, and rum to keep the party going, and on and on it kept and going until about 1 in the morning. When the last guests left, DJ Beezer let the fog machine rip, and filled the entire office with smoke, and subsequently set off the fire alarm. We…