Officially stimulated

I have officially been massaged by Mr. President Bush by receiving my economic stimulus check into my bank account this weekend. The thoughts of $600 newly floating in my account puts many ideas into my little brain. One side of my brain says, put it away, because you said you were going to start saving, but the other side is telling me, doesn’t your ass hurt? and wouldn’t it be nice to get a new couch, or aren’t your eyes hurting from watching that tiny tv of yours? I wonder what $600 worth of bacon would look like?

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