MOVIE: Titanic For Men
I guess the hype is so big for this movie that they actually pushed up the date of the release of Transformers a few days early. I’ve got tickets for the 4:45 showing today in Culver City, and I’m probably going to take off work a few hours early just to stand in line. This movie is the most anticipated guy movie of all time, and you know its going to be good because many girls don’t care for it, and guys could care less if they don’t. They’ll all be waiting in line, holding hands singing kumbaya together. So for all you late comers that want me to scoot in a few seats so that your late arriving ass can have a good seat will be sadly rejected because i got here early to get the seat I’m sitting in.
Now how in the world I’m I going to sneak in a squishee.