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    Walking Calamity

    Can i ever make it through a day without spilling something, or dropping my food on my clothes? I didn’t think so. My mom will be pretty glad that i think my favorite pair of jeans are finally done for. I accidentally sat on top of the lid of the paint bucket last night and now they have a big’ol white circle on my ass. I don’t think people will believe me if i say that its designer jeans, like i do with my other pair. My dad came by again and finished up painting the other bedroom, but i still need to go to Home Depot to buy one…