A Happy Liver

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After many weeks, maybe months, ok years of abuse of our livers, we have implemented a mandatory eight glasses of water at work. I’m sure my liver, kidney, and every other alcoholic sponge in my body is thanking me, but now my bladder is taking a beating. Seriously how do you expect me to get any work done if i have to constantly have to go to the bathroom every 15 minutes? The only next logical step is to build a urinal underneath the desks so we don’t have to get up so many times. Its the love hate relationship i give my poor liver,… here’s some water, are you ok? … healthy now? … good now have some more beer … hahahah … poor poor liver.

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