Giving him the eye
So last night Bryant was convinced that Michelle Rodriguez was giving him the eye, not just once but three times over. We know B has mad game now that he’s mister fancy pants chef and all but man c’mon!. Then we realized that she probably overheard us about making sure our pizza has some penis hairs on it, and she was just completely distgusted by our conversation. We knew that was the answer when she left.
I love tito’s tacos, you’ll love tito’s taco too, … poot.