Life in a Box

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Costco sells what i’d like to refer as Religion in a box, its comes with a bible, cross, and some other stuff. Soon they’ll be a life in a box that you can purchase yourself for the low low price of $19.95. This one of a kind offer will be the hit of your next office white elephant gift exchange. Included will be a job that makes good money but leaves you utterly unmotivated, a relationship that will make you satisfied but comes with a set of rules that bring you both to some understanding where mutual fun is impossible. Finally it’ll top it off with a set of friends where the only way that you can get together is when they buy their own Life in a Box.

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  • hahaha costco is ridiculous. they sell coffins too.

    miss u!

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